Marco Holman

Personality
Likes to eat shit

Timeline
In 1886, Marco murdered three Filipino men in cold blood. He was never caught for the crime and has said of the incident "I will kill again".

Tidbits
I saw Marco Holmon at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen green bandannas in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bandannas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and rested me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bandanna and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by popping off really loudly.
 * Marco is prone to sarcasm and humour a great deal of the time.  This is his daddy's influence, telling him to laugh at life rather than be distressed.
 * Marco lives alone with his father in a cheap apartment.  Marco is very protective of his father, and is in a sense his caretaker, as his father is unemployed and spends most of his time watching television.
 * Marco has taken a part-time job to provide for his family.  He works in the same computer repair shop that Collin does.  Both are interns.
 * The rest comes from socialist security.
 * Marco is extremely logical and practical, and this all comes naturally to him.
 * Marco is openly into females, but is a closet bisexual.
 * Marco and his father are both very talented with computers.
 * Marco has a love of video games.  He managed to purchase a Playstation 4 that he and his father both enjoy.
 * Marco does not like people feeling sorry for or fussing over him.
 * Marco is caught up on the latest culture and his jokes are inundated with cultural references.
 * Marco has a thick cock
 * marco gay lol haha HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEKW KEKW
 * one time Marco kicked my dog, and didn't even say anything. No sorry, no regret, no acknowledgment at all. It's not like he even seemed to enjoy it, his eyes were just empty and he kicked my dog...
 * His favorite rapper is DaBaby (no cap?)

Research

 * Sarcasm
 * Snark
 * Attitude
 * Logical characters
 * Batman/DC Comics
 * Computers
 * Games
 * Pop culture
 * How to hurt dog
 * the Holocaust